Verily did I mourn & regret the closure of the premises which hitherto
Didst trade in the sale of the flesh of the hooven beast. And in
Despair did I once more visit the site, forlorn in the vain hope of
Confusion or misunderstanding.
But all's lost. Nowt but damning
Confirmation canst be found there.
A site so desolate and bereft of joy
Thou hast ne're seen.
Oh woe. I mourn thee;
My second-favourite kebab shoppe!